What horrid presents have you been given? What's your nightmare present? Have you been given something so awful you've had to burn it?

What are the worst presents for women?

Nylon underwear - whether it's nylon petticoats or knickers - it doesn't matter. You'll never wear them without causing enough friction to keep Blackpool's lights going for 3 months. A horrid present that is bound to be in an attractive shade of peach.

Anything sweet and delicious when you're on a diet. Why is it that the minute you announce you're on a diet then everyone thinks it's their mission in life to fatten you up. Nothing guarantees piles of chocolate and cakes as gifts like starting a diet.

Beauty Products that smell of lavender. Lavender is nice. It's a nice smell in the garden but you don't want a king size vat of lavender body lotion.

An iron. No way should this ever get onto any present list! You might need an iron but you should buy one yourself. In fact if your iron ever breaks you should rush out immediately and replace it. Perhaps even stocking up on a spare so you never have to be bought a new iron.
Being bought an iron would suggest that you give off the aura of enjoying ironing.

Cuddly toys. Because there's only so many cute bears you can have before people think you collect them and then that's the only gift you'll ever get off anyone until your house becomes overun with crowds of fluffy cute bears that fill ever inch of space until finally there's only a path between your chair and the kettle.

Everyone loves flowers don't they? But not cauliflowers or plain flour or self raising flour.

 

What's the worst gift you've ever had? Let us know if yours is worse than these listed.

Having "I love you mum" written in the dust on the TV doesn't count as a gift,

A my little pony handbag off an aunt. I was 33 at the time.

Double-knit polyester stretch pants in brown. Quart bottles of perfume (A quart is over a litre - so you can just imagine how charming it must have been!)